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Joke Topic - 'Insults' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Insults'.
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
Because both carry a sting!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Astronomers
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Banks
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Bunny and Clyde.
Parrots
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
Polly unsaturated.
Cops
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, 'Hey! Break it up!'
Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
Best vicious of the season.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
It's a jungle out there.
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed the bank?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Blondes
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on Thursday.
Tell her a joke on Thursday.