Joke Topic - 'Insults' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Insults'.

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

Did you hear about the man who liked to put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week?
By Friday, he could hardly get his shoes on.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

What is the name of a Scottish cloakroom attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait, and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.