Insects
Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
Idiots
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
Idiots
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Inferiority
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
Idiots
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
Ill
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
Ill
Where do gnomes go when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
Insects
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
Illegal
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.