Idiots
You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
Insects
Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
Ill
How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
Ice cream
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
Illegal
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
Illegal
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.