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Joke Topic - 'Hypochondriacs' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hypochondriacs'.
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Mice
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Steaks
Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!
Cowards
Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
Shopping
George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy.
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?