Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hairdresser
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
Hair
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Hair
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Hair cut
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?