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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hair
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
With honeycombs.
Hair
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hair
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
Hair
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Half a mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?