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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Haggis - Hair - Hair Cut - Hairdresser - Hairdressers - Half A Mind - Halitosis - Halloween - Hallucinations - Ham - Hamburgers - Hamsters - Hands - Handsome - Handyman - Happened - Happiest - Happy - Happy Meal - Harley Davidson.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'

Hair

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.

Hair

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Hair cut

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

Hairdresser

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

Hair

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

Hair

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Hairdressers

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

Hair

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.

Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?