Hair
Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Hair
You know you're getting old when you stop combing your hair and start 'arranging' it.
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.
Honeycombs.
Haunted
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
You use a skeleton key.
Haunted
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
A poultrygeist.
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.
Hands
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Look, Ma, no hands!
Happy
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Happy
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
Content-ted.