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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Hair - Hairdressers - Hamsters - Hands - Happy - Haunted - Haunting - Having A Bad Day - Headaches - Hedgehogs.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'

Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

Hairdressers

What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'

Hair

Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

Hands

What has two hands but no fingers?
A Clock.

Hair

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.

Hair

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Haunted

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

Hair

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.

Hair

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

Hairdressers

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.