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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hairdresser
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Hair
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.
Hair
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
Hair cut
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?