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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'
Hair
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Hair
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
Hair cut
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
Hairdresser
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hair
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
With honeycombs.
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?