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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Haggis - Hair - Hair Cut - Haircut - Hairdresser - Hairdressers - Half A Mind - Halitosis - Halloween - Hallucinations - Ham - Hamburgers - Hamsters - Hands - Handsome - Handyman - Happened - Happiest - Happy - Happy Meal.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'

Haircut

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.

Hair

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

Hair

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Hair cut

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

Hairdressers

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

Hairdresser

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

Hair

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Hair

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.