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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'
Hair
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Haircut
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
To the scaredresscr.
Hair cut
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
Hairdresser
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Hair
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
With honeycombs.
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
Hair
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
Hair
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.