Haunted
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
Hairdressers
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'
Hair
Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Hands
What has two hands but no fingers?
A Clock.
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.
Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Haunted
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
Hair
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hairdressers
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.