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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'
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Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.
Hair
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Hairdresser
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
Half a mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hair cut
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
Hair
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
With honeycombs.