Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
Dracula
What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Computers
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Christmas
Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.