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Joke Topic - 'Gorillas'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gorillas'.


'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

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