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Joke Topic - 'Gorillas'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gorillas'.

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'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.


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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
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