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Joke Topic - 'Gorillas' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gorillas'.
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
King Conga.
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Skeletons
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
Dogs
Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
A watchdog.
Car Drivers
Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backward.
He said it was because he knew the town backward.
Doctors
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Trumpets
What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
A snake in the brass.
Genies
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Dancing
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.