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Joke Topic - 'Gorillas'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gorillas'.

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'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

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