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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'G'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'G'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'G'
Game
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Davy Cricket.
Game
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Garlic
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Garlic.
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Garden
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Hide the spades.
Garden
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Garage
Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
Garlic
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Garlic
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?