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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'G'

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The joke topics listed on this page are: - Games - Garages - Gardens - Garlic - Geese - Genies - Getting Old - Ghosts - Gifts - Giraffes.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'G'

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.