Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'G'
Garlic
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Game
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Garage
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Garlic
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Garden
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
Garden
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Garlic
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Garage
Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?