Joke Topic - 'Goats'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.

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