Joke Topic - 'Goats'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

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My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

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Patient: An ambulance.

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Usually by trial and error.

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
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Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

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