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Joke Topic - 'Goats'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

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