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Joke Topic - 'Goats'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Wigs

Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

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