Joke Topic - 'Goats'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

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