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Joke Topic - 'Goats'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
They are always kidding around.
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What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Butcher
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
A Great Time
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
Egyptian
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
Two ton Carmen.
Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Pilots
Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
A: A rebel without a clue.
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