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Joke Topic - 'Goats' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
They are always kidding around.
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Trumpets
What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
A snake in the brass.
Dogs
My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Work
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Inferiority
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment get rid of my spots?
I never make rash promises.
I never make rash promises.
Cars
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
An old banger.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
Santa Claus
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.