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Joke Topic - 'Goats'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Car Driver

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.

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