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Joke Topic - 'Goats'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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