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Joke Topic - 'Goats'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

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