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Joke Topic - 'Goats'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
They are always kidding around.
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