Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Advice
Take my advice; I don't use it
anyway.
A Strawberry
This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Doctors
Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
Wigs
Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
Judges
How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
Peace And Quiet
Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.