Joke Topic - 'Goats' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screwdriver.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on Thursday.

To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

'Who's been eating my porridge?' asked Baby Bear.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' asked Mother Bear.
'Burp,' said Father Bear.

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

I wouldn't say our wicketkeeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.