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Joke Topic - 'Goats'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

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