Joke Topic - 'Goats'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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