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Joke Topic - 'Everything' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Everything'.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

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