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Joke Topic - 'Diamonds'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diamonds'.
What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
In a pack of cards.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
Milk
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Bull
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Christmas
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Ship
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
To the dock.
Roosters
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
An alarm cluck.
People
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Mum and dad.
Snakes
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
Mountie Python.
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