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Joke Topic - 'Crazy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.


How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.


What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.


Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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