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Joke Topic - 'Crazy'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
An astronut.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
Frogs
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
Hoppalong Cassidy.
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
He only did it for a yolk.
Monster
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
The Loch Mess Monster!
Mediocre
Only the mediocre are always at their best
Pilot
Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
He came down with the flu.
Humpty Dumpty
Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
Because he might crack up.
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