Joke Topic - 'Crazy' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

My psychiatrist told me I was going crazy. I told him, 'If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion. 'He said, 'Alright .. you're ugly too.'

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

Filming in cemetery angers residents

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs before my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be