Joke Topic - 'Crazy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

Cats flattened while you watch.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

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