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Joke Topic - 'Crazy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'


Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.


Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.


How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

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