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Joke Topic - 'Crazy'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.

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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.


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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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