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Joke Topic - 'Crazy' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
My psychiatrist told me I was going crazy. I told him, 'If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion. 'He said, 'Alright .. you're ugly too.'
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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