Letters
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me, and together, we'll go places.
Mice
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Fleas
Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
Doctors
This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait, and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
Dentists
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
Santa Claus
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
Bears
'Who's been eating my porridge?' asked Baby Bear.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' asked Mother Bear.
'Burp,' said Father Bear.