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Joke Topic - 'Crazy'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crazy'.

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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.


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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Elephants

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

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