Joke Topic - 'Beds' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Beds'.

He believes in an old proverb - go to bed early and stay there.

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

Did you hear about the man who liked to put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week?
By Friday, he could hardly get his shoes on.

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

Old musicians never die; they just decompose.

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

What kinds of foods do humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables?