Joke Topic - 'Beds' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Beds'.

He believes in an old proverb - go to bed early and stay there.

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Hamish: 'Do you know the difference between you and a vending machine?'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir; it'll make a good lifebelt.

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

What has two heads, six legs, and a tail?
A man on a horse.

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.