Joke Topic - 'Read' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

I can hit the brakes and sue you if you can read this!

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can't read
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done

Do you know if the abominable snowman suffers from dandruff?
He does. His fur is always covered with flakes.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.