Joke Topic - 'Read'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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