Joke Topic - 'Read' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

I can hit the brakes and sue you if you can read this!

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can't read
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The judge asked the dentist: 'Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?'

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.