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Joke Topic - 'Read'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

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Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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If you can't read
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open

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