Joke Topic - 'Read'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If you can't read
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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