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Joke Topic - 'Read'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

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Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

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