Joke Topic - 'Read'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

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