Joke Topic - 'Read'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

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