Joke Topic - 'Read'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If you can't read
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Magistrates act to keep theaters open

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