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Joke Topic - 'Read'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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If you can't read
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

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