Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
Scary
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
Teddy Bears
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Baseball
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Frog
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
Robber
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.