Joke Topic - 'Read' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

I can hit the brakes and sue you if you can read this!

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

If you can't read
Watch this space

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Last year, a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-Saurus.'

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

What are your parents' names?
Mama and Papa.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Wife: Why did you come home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?