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Joke Topic - 'Read'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Read'.

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Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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If you can't read
Watch this space


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Radio

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

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