Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Love
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
Talking
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Dentists
What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Bees
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
Girlfriends
GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.