Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Television
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
Cows
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Girlfriends
If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Ghosts
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Blondes
Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.