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Joke Topic - 'Rain'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.

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Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.


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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

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