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Joke Topic - 'Rain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.

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Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.


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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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