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Joke Topic - 'Rain' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
How did the skeleton know it would rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
He could feel it in his bones.
I went on vacation last week. What a week it was! It only rained twice—once for three days and once for four.
What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
Umbrellas.
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Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
A key to the zoo.
Robbery
What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby
Paranoid
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Men
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Roberto.
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs; sitting in the dark is cheaper.
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs; sitting in the dark is cheaper.
Parrots
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Polyunsaturated.
Doctors
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.