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Joke Topic - 'Rain' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
How did the skeleton know it would rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
I went on vacation last week. What a week it was! It only rained twice—once for three days and once for four.
What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.

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