Joke Topic - 'Rain'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.

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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

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