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Joke Topic - 'Rain'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.


Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

What go up when the rain comes down?

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C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!


Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


What's that up the road? A head?


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.


Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!


Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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