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Joke Topic - 'Railways' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railways'.
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Follow its tracks.
Please don't cross the railway lines; they take hours to unravel
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Violins
What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
May I string along with you?
People
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Teachers
Teacher: 'What is the outer part of a tree called?'
Pupil: 'I don't know sir.'
Teacher: 'Bark, boy, bark.'
Pupil: 'Woof-woof.'
Pupil: 'I don't know sir.'
Teacher: 'Bark, boy, bark.'
Pupil: 'Woof-woof.'
Parties
What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
A cellar-bration.
Idiots
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Speaking
'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
It's a jungle out there.
Dracula
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.