Joke Topic - 'Radio' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Radio'.

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.

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Crime is merely politics without excuses.

The thunder god went for a ride on his favorite horse,
'I'm Thor,' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.