Joke Topic - 'Radio'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Radio'.

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.

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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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