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Joke Topic - 'Radio'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Radio'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.


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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

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