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Joke Topic - 'Radio'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Radio'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.


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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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