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Joke Topic - 'Radio'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Radio'.
Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
He wanted to hear some cool music.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
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Tires
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
Hijackers.
Soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.
Ancestors
She's consistently late. Her forefathers came to America on the June Flower.
Babies
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Fired
Why did the human cannonball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
Because he was always being fired.
Teachers
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
Pupil: At the bottom.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Hippies
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
Mississippi.