Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Reindeer
I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
Talking
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
USA
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Witch
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Students
How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.