Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Birthdays
Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
Baby
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Clock
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
Nurses
What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
Monster
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
Detective
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.