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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

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