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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

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