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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

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Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?


Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

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