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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.

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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Chicken Soup

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.

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