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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Squirrels
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Because they have furry tail ends.
Elbow
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
Your right elbow.
Strawberry
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
A Bad Stomach
I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
Blondes
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Passengers
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Vikings
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
They prefer to use Norse code.
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