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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

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