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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.

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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

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