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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'

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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

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Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.


Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

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