Joke Topic - 'Footballer'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

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What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

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A Miss Stake.

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.

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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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