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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.

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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.

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