Yo momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood!
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were still black and white!
Yo momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!
Yo momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
Yo momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!
Yo momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!