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Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Submitted by: moley
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Parrot
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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