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Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Yo' mama's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo' mama's so fat, she's taller lying down!
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