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Yo Mama Jokes - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our classic your mama jokes.
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Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!
Yo' mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!
Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!
Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Yo' mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
Yo' mama's so old, her memory is in black and white!
Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama's so fat, she has a lifeguard for her bowl of cornflakes!
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!