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Yo Mama Jokes - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
We bring you some of the best 'Your Mama' jokes ever. Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh out loud at this hilarious collection of 'Your Mama' jokes!
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Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, 'Hey! Break it up!'
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
Yo mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!
Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, 'Cherry or grape?!'
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Yo' mama's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw 'sign here,' she put 'Scorpio'!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold!