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Your Mama Jokes - Page 2
Here are more of our classic your mama jokes.
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Yo' mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!
Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!
Yo' mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!
Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!