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Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
Submitted by: JJ
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Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
Why Is It? Jokes
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?