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Why Can't You? Jokes
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Why Can't You? Jokes
Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

"Say have you seen my new dog?"
"Spitz?"
"No, but he drools a little."

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.