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Why Can't You? Jokes
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Why Can't You? Jokes
Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."

Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world.

A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.