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What Should? Jokes - Page 1
Here are some 'what should' jokes. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
Try to perk it up.
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
Exorcise.
What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
Run until you got a stitch in them.
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Keep singing until you find the right key.
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
Take it to the doc.
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.
Elf-raising flour.
A man walks into a bar and asks, 'Do you serve women in this bar?'
'No,' replies the barman, 'you have to bring your own.'
'No,' replies the barman, 'you have to bring your own.'
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
A: An air bag.
Fleas
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.