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What Should? Jokes - Page 1


Here are some 'what should' jokes. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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What Should? Jokes
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.