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What Is? Jokes
Here is our selection of classic jokes that ask the question 'what is'? There are 65 jokes in this category.
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What is a taxi driver's favorite meal?
Corn on the cab.
Corn on the cab.
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot.
Finding half a maggot.
What is Dracula's least favorite meal?
Steak.
Steak.
What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Shark-infested custard.
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
A zebra with sunburn.
What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five-pound note?
One is a mad bunny, and the other is bad money.
One is a mad bunny, and the other is bad money.
What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
A mouse going on holiday.
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
The Incredible Sulk.
What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
A donkey.
What is brilliant orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
A carrot.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!