What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.
What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.
What is the most dangerous cake in the world?
Attila the Bun.
What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, and the other prowls on the hairy.
Fred: What is cold, white and very high, with a summit and ears?
Brian: I don't know.
Fred: A mountain.
Brian: Where's its ears?
Fred: You must have heard of mountain-ears.
What is large, grey and wears a flower behind its ear?
A hippy-potamus.
What is small and red and whispers?
A hoarse radish.