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Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?

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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
What Is? Jokes
What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
What Is? Jokes
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

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