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Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?

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What Is? Jokes
What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
What Is? Jokes
What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
What Is? Jokes
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

Old lady (to street musician) - Do you always play br ear?
Street Musician - Yes, lady, 'ere or 'ereabouts.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have you a pen?

Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.

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