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Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?

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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
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What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.


I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

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