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What Is? Jokes - Page 7
Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?
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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Shark-infested custard.
What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
Steak.
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Finding half a maggot...
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Piano
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
A flat minor!!
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
Baked human beans.
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