What Is? Jokes - Page 6

What is a maniokleptic?
Someone who walks backwards into shops and leaves things behind.

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.