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What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.
What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.
What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.
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