What Is? Jokes - Page 3

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.

What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.

What is more dangerous that being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.

What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.

What is lemonade?
When you help an elderly lemon to cross the road.

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.