What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
What is lemonade?
When you help an elderly lemon to cross the road.
What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.
What is more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.
What is yellow and can be used for writing?
A ballpoint banana.
What is green and red and has boxer gloves on?
A fruit punch.
What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.
What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abominable no-man.
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
What is white, cold, and very quiet?
A frozen silence.