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Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?

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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.

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