What Is? Jokes - Page 2

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.