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What Goes? Jokes - Page 1


Here are some 'what goes' jokes. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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What Goes? Jokes
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

What purrs quietly along the road and leaves holes in your lawn?
A Moles Royce.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!