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What Goes? Jokes - Page 1


Here are some 'what goes' jokes. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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What Goes? Jokes
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.

Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.

Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.