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What Goes? Jokes - Page 1
Here are some 'what goes' jokes. There are 4 jokes in this category.
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What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
A cow walking backwards.
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
A duck with the hiccups.
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
A rocket.
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
A duck flying backwards.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Vacation
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
In a hareplane.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Go on, hop it!
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
I think you're just kitten me.
Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.