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What Goes? Jokes - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Laugh out loud with these clever 'what goes' jokes. From punchlines that will have you giggling to one-liners that are sure to crack a smile, this collection delivers the perfect dose of humor. Get ready to enjoy some side-splitting comedy! There are 5 jokes in this category.
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What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backward.
A duck flying backward.
What goes 'croak, croak' when visibility is bad?
A froghorn.
A froghorn.
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
A rocket.
What goes 'quick, quick'?
A duck with the hiccups.
A duck with the hiccups.
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backward.
A cow walking backward.
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British Jokes
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Politicians
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone answer the door?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages.
Police
Old policemen never die; they just cop out.Insults
The person who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.Insults
He is a mental tourist - his mind wanders.Ghosts
What does a ghost rooster say?Spook-a-doodle-doo.