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What Goes? Jokes - Page 1


Here are some 'what goes' jokes. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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What Goes? Jokes
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.

In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.