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What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
A cellar-bration.
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
A dead ringer.
What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
What do you call a deer who's a bit of a wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
A namby-pamby Bambi!
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Annette.
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
The big cheese.
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
An Apollo G.
What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
A hippopota-mess.
What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
A fresh heir fiend!