What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
What do you call a lizard that records an album?
A rap-tile.
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
What do you call a man who can complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
What do you call a well-dressed big cat?
A dandy lion.
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neighbor.