What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
What do you call a ninety-year-old ant?
An antique.
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
Who do you call someone who does humorous car drawings?
A car-toonist.
What do you call an eight-legged cat who enjoys swimming?
An octopuss.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician.
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.