What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large.
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?
Hazel
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.