What do you call a man who is always stealing things?
Rob.
What do you call an alligator that is wearing a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a teddy bear who is very happy with his life?
Contented.
What do you call a man who is in peak physical condition?
Jim.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?
A seasoned traveler.
What do you call an overweight ghost that haunts an opera house?
The fat-tum of the opera.