What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
What do you call a story your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
What do you call it when a swarm of bees helps in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call a woman who climbs walls?
Ivy.
What do you call a woman with a foot on either side of a stream?
Bridget.