What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!