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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
Submitted by: Stuart
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What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
Submitted by: Joe
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
Submitted by: Billy
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What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
Submitted by: Billy
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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.

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