What Do? Jokes - Page 9

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

What do you call someone who carries a basket through the woods to visit their rich grandma, and steals all her money to give to the poor?
Little Red Robin Hood.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.