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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
Submitted by: Sandy
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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What do you call someone who carries a basket through the woods to visit their rich grandma, and steals all her money to give to the poor?
Little Red Robin Hood.

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