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What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
waffle?
A woofle.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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