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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
Submitted by: JJ
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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
Submitted by: JJ
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What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
Submitted by: JJ

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