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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes
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What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
A fresh heir fiend!
What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
A hippopota-mess.
Submitted by: Wendy W
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
An Apollo G.
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
The big cheese.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Annette.
What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
A namby-pamby Bambi!
What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.