What Do? Jokes - Page 5

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.