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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
Submitted by: Wendy W
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What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!

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