What Do? Jokes - Page 3

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.