What Do? Jokes - Page 22

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.