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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
What Do? Jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
What Do? Jokes
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

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