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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
What Do? Jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
What Do? Jokes
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

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