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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.

What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.

Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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