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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
Submitted by: Samantha Phares
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What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
Submitted by: James Allwoman
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

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