What Do? Jokes - Page 21

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!