What Do? Jokes - Page 20

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?
Hazel

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.