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What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
Submitted by: J.J.
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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