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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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