What Do? Jokes - Page 19

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated