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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
An extra cholesterol.
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
An eggsplosion.
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
A wet blanket.
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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
An ex-tractor fan.
What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
A croakanut.
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.