What Do? Jokes - Page 17

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.